I want to be the best comedian you ever met.
I want you to laugh at me, I want your laughs to make me smile.
And I want those smiles to be genuine, not fake.
This is my year to prove you wrong.
And with that in mind, I’m going to ask you to give me some feedback.
First, you have to be a little less cocky.
I mean, this is going to be hard.
You’re going to laugh.
I’m also going to try to keep my mouth shut, because you’re going have to hear it.
That said, this interview is about me.
I’ve been writing jokes since I was about six years old.
And now I’m just as good as anyone.
But I’m not a comedian.
And my goal is to be better.
Here are the five things you need to know.
I love to laugh, but I also love to cry.
Because when I cry, I know I’m doing it for real.
I know how it feels.
But when I laugh, I also know I can handle it.
It’s okay to cry, but it’s important not to let yourself get overwhelmed.
You can laugh in the moment, but you’re also going through something.
So let your tears flow.
I can be really funny at times, but when I’m in a bad mood, I don’t know if I can hold a conversation.
Sometimes I get really depressed, and I can’t talk to anyone.
And that’s not good.
I need to make friends and get over that.
But you know what?
I do it all the time, so it’s not a big deal.
Just take the time to make a connection, and be supportive.
I will never be a great comedian if I’m too selfish.
My writing style is really good.
And it’s one of my greatest strengths.
I really enjoy using humor as a way to show my emotions.
You don’t have to take the bait.
It can be funny, but don’t be afraid to be yourself.
My favorite thing about me is that I can make you laugh, even if it’s just for a few minutes.
It takes a lot of energy to do this, but after a while, I find that I have a lot less to say.
I also like to be really creative, so I think my comedy is really funny.
I think it’s also really good for a funny person to be able to make you feel something.
That makes me feel more comfortable when I see myself in a funny light.
My best joke is the one that makes me laugh the most.
Sometimes it’s really hard to laugh when you’re having a really bad day.
And sometimes you just need to be in the mood to laugh even if you’re not feeling like it.
I guess that’s why I’m here.
And you can find me on Twitter @gabrielsgabriel.